Prince Smilealot by Peter S. Jacobs

I am Prince Smilealot, the grandiose son of the illustrious Chinese Emperor, Laughalot. We are from the Dynasty of positiveness, happiness and humour.

I have sat on this shelf, my throne, for eleven decades and watched from my smiling face the life of those around me pass by. I have seen hard times and happy times: wars, recessions, sadness, jubilation and joy.

And through it all, I keep smiling and nodding. I smile in friendship, in understanding, sympathy and commiseration; trying to give hope and encouragement.

I nod to give folk the feeling of companionship. The feeling that I am by their side. A nod is as good as a wink. I nod when I hear of sadness, disappointment, excitement, happiness and enthusiasm.

My ears hear all that has been said from the people and sounds in this room. The broadcasts by wireless, radio, television and the Internet. The stresses of life I discern and, with a nod and a smile, I permeate empathy, encouragement and hope.

My quiff of hair, which I inherited, detects the winds of change. My senses make it stand on end.

Beneath my bright costume lies the weight of experience and knowledge. It is a heavy burden to bear but one that must rest with my status.

I never frown or shake my head. Disapproving gestures I never show. Negative responses lead to depression and to the darkest hours of night. I encourage all to keep smiling to ensure our realm of happiness and success prevails. Those who do not enter this kingdom are doomed. 

I shall remain on the throne for many more decades smiling and nodding to all those who see me, trusting that it will enhance their lives forever.
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