A Walk in the Park by Gail Oswald

He spotted her about 50 yards ahead whilst he was walking in the park.

It was her bum which caught his attention first. Nice and small and pert, just how he liked them.

The rest of her looked gorgeous too from behind.  She had skinny legs in tight black leggings and trendy black high heeled ankle boots. She wore a black leather fitted jacket nipped in at her tiny waist and the collar raised as if to keep her neck warm.  Her black hair was scooped into a scruffy bun on the top of her head.

He quickened his pace and got closer so that he could see her better.

She was pushing a child in a buggy. Not a problem.

A thrill went through him and he decided to catch up and maybe get to have some fun with her behind the trees near the playpark.  It was his tried and tested method of seduction.

 The closer he got, the more excited he became. His imagination was running away with him.  She was so his type!

She stopped to attend to the child and then checked her phone. He heard her say “Yes, he’s fine!  We’ll be back soon. Love you!”  Probably not her child then!

As he reached her shoulder, he came out with his favourite chat up line. “Hello gorgeous!  Love your bum!”

She stopped dead in her tracks and turned to face him. As their eyes met and recognition dawned, they both screamed! 

“Wayne?” She screeched!

“Gran?” as he took the full force of her handbag which she’d swung at him, hitting him hard on the body.

“What the hell do you think you’re playing at, speaking to a woman like that? People will think you’re the Park Ripper!” 

She grabbed him by the arm and pulled him to the pushchair.  

”You can push your little brother home while you think what you’re going to tell your Mum!”